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My Letter To Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos

Dear Jeff: First let me apologize for this morning’s hugging incident involving the Amazon Fresh driver who delivered groceries to my home. He seemed traumatized and I know the fact that I told him I loved him didn’t help. I can assure you my outburst was the result of pure joy, not some sort of weird plot… Read More

Oh For Goodness Sake, Hello Kitty Doesn’t Have A Mouth.

I’m not supposed to give my daughter girlie toys.  According to the unwritten, but you’re supposed to know them, modern-day rules of parenting, parents of little girls are not supposed to encourage them to do typical “girlie” things like wear pink, pretend to be Princesses, and play with dolls with a stripper-worthy tit-to-waist ratio like Barbie… Read More