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My Application Letter For Gwyneth Paltrow’s Private Club

Dear Gwyneth: I just heard the news! You’re expecting. You’re having a private club! Congratulations. You’re going to be opening a private club on Sunset Blvd. where the Hustler Store used to be. If all goes well, members will be able to steam their vagina while keeping up to date on the latest in dildos… Read More