Tag Archives: Amazon Fresh

How To Stay Married Despite Your Husband’s Trip To The Grocery Store

We have no toilet paper in the house. We don’t even have tissues. I’m a staircase and two rooms away from a paper towel. And I can’t quite make myself use one of the towels hanging nearby. This would all be fine were I not currently sitting on the toilet, post pee. Pre pee would… Read More

My Letter To Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos

Dear Jeff: First let me apologize for this morning’s hugging incident involving the Amazon Fresh driver who delivered groceries to my home. He seemed traumatized and I know the fact that I told him I loved him didn’t help. I can assure you my outburst was the result of pure joy, not some sort of weird plot… Read More